
"THAT '70s PLACE" Is a Real Listing, Perched Atop Its Own Private Mountain in BC
Somewhere in Chilliwack, British Columbia, there's a 10-bedroom, 8-bathroom mansion that looks like it never left 1975 — and it's asking C$1,800,000, or roughly US$1.3 million. Reddit's verdict landed somewhere between "70s Tupperware threw up" and "genuinely wonderful," and honestly, both are fair.
Untouched Decor, Fully Modern Bones
The listing calls it "THAT '70s PLACE," and the color-saturated interiors more than earn the name. But under the retro surface, the infrastructure is entirely current: new 200-amp electrical service, plumbing, city sewer, furnace, and heat pumps across all three floors, along with fresh paint, flooring, patios, and appliances. It's a time capsule that happens to work like a brand-new build.
A Private Mountain, Zoned for Business
Set on nearly half an acre of fully private property and backing directly onto public walking trails, the 5,784-square-foot estate is zoned Commercial Tourism, opening the door to uses well beyond a standard single-family home. The seller will also consider including all furnishings — which, given how central they are to the whole vibe, might be the smart move for whoever buys it.
The Internet Has Thoughts
Naturally, this listing caught the attention of Reddit's r/zillowgonewild community. See what people are saying about it here.
A private mountain, a Crayola-bright interior, and infrastructure that's anything but retro. View the full listing here.














