This 1875 Harrisburg Victorian Is the Sabrina the Teenage Witch House of Your Dreams. Listed at $497,500.

The Reddit poster described this as their childhood dream of being Sabrina the Teenage Witch — the 90s version — and noted the home would be spectacular for Halloween decorating. They also noted it's too bad it's in Harrisburg. These are three things that can all be true at once, and they are. 2101 Bellevue Road is an 1875 Victorian — the flagship property of Bellevue Park, listed at $497,500 — with fun exterior colors, great bones, a tower, a wraparound porch, and an interior that needs some love.

The House

The 4,602-square-foot home has five bedrooms, five bathrooms, a wraparound front porch, a grand foyer, a brick fireplace family room, a formal dining room, hardwood floors, and a third-floor owner's suite with a full bath and walk-in closet. The tower — accessible from the upstairs den area — offers its own views and the kind of room that makes the Sabrina comparison feel not just accurate but inevitable. A covered porch and patio extend the living space outdoors. The den has a kitchenette. The attic provides additional storage. Recent updates include 17 triple-pane windows, a new roof from 2018, updated boiler components, a chimney liner, electrical improvements, a whole-house water filtration system, repointed foundation, and reset stone steps using original materials. The exterior has been fully repainted in the fun colors the Reddit poster noted — described by the listing as showcasing the craftsmanship of a bygone era. The interior needs love. The bones are great.

The Harrisburg Trade-Off

This is the same honest calculus that applies to Morrison, Saint James, Benton, and every other listing in this series where an extraordinary house sits in a modest market. Harrisburg is Pennsylvania's capital city — a small urban center with the Susquehanna River, the Capitol complex, and a cost of living that makes $497,500 for 4,602 square feet of 1875 Victorian on a picturesque lot feel like something the market is pricing correctly rather than generously. The listing describes Bellevue Park as the home's neighborhood — a historic residential area with genuine character. The trade-off is the broader Harrisburg context, which the Reddit poster flagged honestly. For a buyer with a 90s nostalgia for Sabrina Spellman's aesthetic, a love of Halloween, and a remote work situation or Harrisburg-based employment, the math resolves itself. The tower is waiting.

The Internet Has Thoughts

Naturally, this listing caught the attention of Reddit's r/zillowgonewild community. See what people are saying about it here.

Wraparound porch, tower views, brick fireplace, great Halloween bones, and an interior that needs love. $497,500 in Harrisburg. View the full listing here.